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Cover of Golden GILFS Coloring Book showing line-art mature-woman parody illustration, adults-only label.

Golden GILFS Coloring Book

15.00 USD
Discreet packaging
Free shipping $75+
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Woman-owned since 2016

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32-page adult coloring book with original illustrations of porn-parody scenes of beloved silver-screen mature women, glossy cover, printed on heavy stock. Adults only.

Golden GILFS Coloring Book. Thirty-two pages of porn-parody illustrations of beloved silver-screen mature women, drawn in line art ready to color. 32 pages of original line-art illustrations to color in with crayons, colored pencils, or markers. Glossy cover, interior printed on heavy paper stock. By Wood Rocket.

Why you'll love it

  • 32 original line-art pages, sized for crayons, colored pencils, or markers.
  • Glossy cover keeps it bachelorette-bag and shelf-friendly.
  • Heavy interior stock so heavier markers don't bleed through immediately.
  • Adult-only content; reads as a party prop, gag gift, or solo wind-down.

The specs

Format: Adult coloring book
Page count: 32
Cover: Glossy
For: Adults Only

Use it for

Bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, white-elephant gifts, gag gifts, sexy birthdays, hen-night activities, solo color-and-chill, group game nights.

Details & FAQ

Product Specifications
  • FormatAdult coloring book
  • Page count32
  • CoverGlossy
  • ForAdults Only
Care & Cleaning

Wash before first use and after every session with warm water and mild unscented soap, or a toy cleaner. Check whether your toy is waterproof before rinsing it.

Dry completely and store it in a clean pouch, away from other toys.

How explicit is it?

The illustrations include nudity and explicit sexual content. Adults Only. Not for minors and not for the office break room.

What can I color it with?

Crayons, colored pencils, and most markers work. Heavy alcohol-based markers may bleed; test on the inside back page first.

How many pages are colorable?

32 illustrations, one per page. Inside pages are printed in black-and-white line art ready to color.

Is it a good gift?

Yes for bachelorettes, bachelor parties, white-elephant exchanges, sexy birthdays, and friends with a sense of humor. Don't gift it to a coworker you don't know well.

Shipping & Discreet Packaging

Every order ships discreetly, always. Adult items arrive in a plain brown box or tan bubble-lined envelope with a label that simply reads "Shipping Department." Clothing and jewelry labels read "TWU" and nothing else.

Free shipping on orders over $75. Most orders process in 1 to 3 business days and arrive in about 3 to 7 business days via USPS or UPS. We stock items across several US warehouses, so your order may arrive in more than one package.

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Returns

For health and safety reasons, adult toys, lingerie, underwear, teddies, swimwear and bodysuits can't be returned once they leave our warehouse. Sale items are final sale.

Other items can be returned or exchanged within 15 days if they're new, unused and in their original packaging. If anything arrives damaged, defective or wrong, we'll make it right with an exchange or store credit.

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